It was a cold March day in 1981 when Joe Guido was born to Momma Conchetta and Pa Guido. He arrived with a full head (and back) of hair and a thick Italian accent. When the doctor slapped his butt, Joe Guido knocked him out. He then winked at the first nurse he saw; she fainted.
Growing up, Joe would walk barefoot 60 miles to school (at times in the snow) and he always beat the bus. One time the bus was broken down on the side of the road, so Joe Guido, out the kindness of his heart, changed all four tires and towed the bus to school – still barefoot.
Growing older, Joe Guido started his empire by shining shoes for a dime (per foot, he was no fool). He did a variety of other work; lemonade stands, dating service, sales, and an underground candy ring. From there, at 12 years of life, he expanded his business to building houses. Joe Guido did not need hired hands, he was born with two of his own.
Soon though, he grew tired of this and traveled the world. He returned to his home land of Italy and walked it from North to South (still barefoot), finding clarity and a peaceful tranquility. It was in these travels that he found his purpose in life. As he would enter a town, the folk would ask him questions. Before long, Joe Guido realized that he had the answers… to every question ever asked. So now, at no cost from your pocket (his shoe shining empire is still thriving), Joe Guido is willing to answer your questions.
Welcome to 141tv and feel free to Ask Joe Guido… anything.






Very cool!
Hey Joe Guido, who would win in a fight, you or a T-Rex?